The Grandson Nap

I don’t want to go to sleep Mum,
I’m really not that tired,
I don’t want to go to sleep Mum,
I just want to rub my eyes!

I don’t want to snuggle on your lap,
but if you lay me on the floor,
I shall cry and grumble,
in that voice you can’t ignore!

I don’t want to go to sleep Mum,
I’m not tired, you know I’m not,
I don’t want to go to sleep Mum,
please don’t put me in my cot!

I don’t want to suck my dummy,
or cuddle with Batman,
What you doing now, Mum?,
Oh, you’ve given me to Gran.

I don’t want to go to sleep Granma,
While you hold me in your arms,
What you talking ’bout Granma?
when you say “he wriggles like a worm”?

I didn’t mean to shut my eyes
I’ll rub them once again,
oh look, you’ve got my Batman,
please, can I have my friend?

OK, I’ll have a cuddle now,
while I fly him round my head,
and can you rock and pat me,
’cause I think it’s time for bed.

16/1/2017

18 responses to “The Grandson Nap”

  1. fantasia poem! I can just hear Noah saying all that. Reminiscent of Pam Ayres! I had a chuckle so thanks

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    1. Thanks. Yes it was inspired by hearing Pam’s poems.

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  2. I meant Fantastic!!!!

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  3. Oh I love this.
    Nap time. The struggle is real.
    This reminds me of attempting to get Spawn to nap whilst he declined my offer and various bribes, even though he was clearly tired. So I’d hand him over to my mum and what do you know? Asleep within 5 seconds. I guess grannies just have that magic touch.

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    1. Sometimes, now he’s getting bigger it doesn’t always work 🙂 but I love the challenge and will happily surrender to him – then try again a bit later.

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  4. Gorgeous! Utterly gorgeous … all those memories of overtired infants battling the inevitable and the giving in and handing to Granny and her eventually magic hands. I loved this and I will tell you again – you do have the gift that Pam Ayres has. IN spades 😊

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    1. Osyth thank you so very much for saying I have the gift. I’m glad you enjoyed the poem, and glad that it brought back memories. There were a few other things I would have loved to work into it, (he does zombie eye rolls just before he drops to sleep) – but I ran out of space.

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      1. Then there must be a sequel. And you do have the gift … did I tell you we spent Christmas week in a beautiful little thatched cottage that we rented in Stanford in the Vale (Miss Ayres home village) x

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        1. No, I don’t recall you saying, but it sounds like fun. Those cottages always look so quaint.

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  5. I think this is the cutest poem I’ve ever read!

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    1. Thank you very much llakkiyaa. He is a cute little boy (but I am biased).

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      1. I’m sure he is 😃

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  6. Aren’t grannies marvelous as is this gem of a poem!

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    1. Grannies are pretty fantastic, thanks for the compliment Sis.

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  7. Lovely poem! It makes me wish my boys were still so young…

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    1. Thanks. Yes, it does bring back memories of my children, so I get double the pleasure.

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