“Granny” knickers

I’m wearing “Granny” knickers,
(I know it’s sad), – but true
but listen to my story
then tell me what you’d do

I used to have some fine ones
pretty colours, soft and lacy
bikini, thong and hipsters
that hugged you in “those” places

I used to love my knickers
so pretty in the drawer
but now they feel less comfy
than what they did before

I used to have a figure
it wasn’t size ten
but I was happy with it
but that was way back then

I’ve had to move to “grannies”
they’re comfy and they’re strong
’cause now there’s much more of me
pretty knickers look just …. wrong