Writing 101 – Opposites attract

“Don’t look at me like that, really, please don’t”
“You know I shouldn’t”
“Why do you have to do this to me?”
“You never answer, never give advice, just sit there and leave it all up to me. You know I make the wrong decisions, take the easy option, the path of least resistance. It’s what you want isn’t it? You want me to fail.”
“Oh, to hell with it.”
crunch, crack, snap, gulp
“Hah, serves you right, you were asking for it. You shouldn’t sit there looking all innocent, Biscuit.”