The Revenge of the Tim Tam’s

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
and then was consumed with guilt
but they got their revenge
because in the end
they affected the way I was built!

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
they were yummy, and “melt in the mouth”
but they got their revenge
because in the end
my north has now moved to south!

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
they enticed me with chocolate seduction
but they got their revenge
because in the end
I’ll now need to have liposuction!

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
whilst my willpower was at a new low
but they got their revenge
because in the end
my cholesterol is ready to blow.

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
not learning from my past mistakes
but they got their revenge
because in the end
I’ve now got a Lapband and only drink “shakes”!

© ceenoa

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9 thoughts on “The Revenge of the Tim Tam’s

  1. DeeScribes 16/04/2015 / 11:39 pm

    I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
    For the first time in about nineteen years
    but they got their revenge
    because in the end
    They’re not sold at home, boo, hiss, tears

    Liked by 1 person

    • Claudette 17/04/2015 / 8:05 am

      Oh, well done Dee 🙂 But how sad for you. You shall have to prevail on travelling friends to bring them to you

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Hugh's Views and News 17/04/2015 / 2:55 am

    I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
    Last night in front of the box
    My belly started expanding
    The button on my belt went ping!
    Then I heard a ringing
    Thank goodness, just a dream 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. ChristineR 23/05/2015 / 9:25 am

    I really wanted to reblog this, too, but resisted. Smiles. 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • Claudette 23/05/2015 / 9:34 am

      I am glad it catches you that way, it’s hard to know if others will get the feelings through what I write.

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