Tag: Humour
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The Loo
WARNING: If you don’t like “toilet” humour (and I mean that literally) – move along now! This verse has been nagging me to write it for days since the “visit”- so I finally gave in and decided to traumatise you all as well. ************** there’s a poo in my loo! it had been well…
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Inventive Language
I’m thinking about recording a new language – I’ve got 2 words so far this week! (I didn’t say it was going to be a very verbose language, now did I?) Of course, you may have already had some exposure to the first word in my new language, from this post earlier in the week, and I…
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Thoughtless Unplugging
I’m on the third night of no broadband internet connection, and this is how it happened: the urge to move the furniture came suddenly upon me, alas the urge caused failure of the internet connection thingy! “““““““ my modem is senile it’s forgot who it is now it can’t do it’s duty because of this.…
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Apologies to Banjo
There was movement in the paddock, for the sight had got around that the chick from Old Ma White had got away and had joined the wild bush turbo hens – she was worth 5 cents all told, predictably no neighbours had gathered to the fray. For they didn’t care for livestock, which they let…
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Book Review: Barb Taub “Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies”
Upfront bit: I received a free copy of Barbs’ new book ” Life Begins When The Kids Leave Homes And The Dog Dies” – available on Amazon – in exchange for my promise to do a review. I have been a little delayed, (sorry Barb), but have caught up with it today. Please pardon by…
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“On This Day” Repost – Question 34: Hair – (Delilah & the Beanie)
Good old FB – throwing up another of my weird wonderings from this day in 2015. *************************************** Hair. That stuff that sticks out of our skin, often where we don’t want it, but mainly on our head. Sometimes we get upset when it doesn’t stick out of our skin (but that’s mainly Men, and they are a…
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Not the C F Lullaby
Dear Bloggy-friend Lily, I promised you a lullaby, and I had composed a cracker of one driving to work on Tuesday, but as usual I had forgotten it by the time I was anywhere I could write it down. All I remember now was that I was going to call it “The C F Lullaby”. …
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The Button
It’s little things that push, the buttons that say “don’t”, you always think you’ll know, but you really ever won’t. There’s just the hiss of vacuum, as the air goes rushing out, when the button touches circuits, that say “now it’s time to shout”. And after it’s all over, and the button has popped back,…
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“On This Day” Repost – The Ginger Jar
Facebook has one good feature, (don’t get me started on how many BAD features it has), in that it gives you the “blast from the past” in it’s “On This Day” feature. I enjoy seeing what I was posting years ago, and today this little poem caught my eye and I found myself thinking “that’s…
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Slug
I am a squishy slug on the barrow of your life, you picked me up and flicked me which wasn’t really nice. I agree that I do not have much to offer you, yet still I have a purpose just as you do too. In case you might be wondering what purpose that might be,…
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