The Revenge of the Tim Tam’s

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
and then was consumed with guilt
but they got their revenge
because in the end
they affected the way I was built!

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
they were yummy, and “melt in the mouth”
but they got their revenge
because in the end
my north has now moved to south!

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
they enticed me with chocolate seduction
but they got their revenge
because in the end
I’ll now need to have liposuction!

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
whilst my willpower was at a new low
but they got their revenge
because in the end
my cholesterol is ready to blow.

I ate a whole packet of Tim Tam’s
not learning from my past mistakes
but they got their revenge
because in the end
I’ve now got a Lapband and only drink “shakes”!

© ceenoa