The little fluffy bunnies,
have now all skipped away,
and left behind their leavings,
their eggs, on Easter Day.
I cannot understand it,
how bunnies can lay eggs,
especially with shells that shine,
in colours: blue, green, gold and red.
And when you crack them open,
instead of yellow yoke,
they are all sadly empty,
is this some kind of joke?
But still I’ll eat these empty eggs
I can’t let them go to waste
’cause even if they’re hollow
I love the chocolate taste.
© ceenoa
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Hahaha. Lovely! Have a great Easter and enjoy eating all that chocolate.
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Only 1 egg for me, Dick. But I will admit to having some Lindt Orange Balls too.
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I am sorely tempted to say something vulgar but instead I will content myself with saying (and Lily Moose will confirm this). Chocolate is made from cocoa which is a plant. A chocolate Easter egg or orange balls (!) are therefore vegetables and one of your 5 a day. Enjoy Taste better than brussel sprouts too.
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🙂 We were all thinking it – I guess the Orange is singing falsetto now! I am with you on the the whole chocolate is vegetable thing.
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Perfect!
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Thanks Osyth. Hope you have had a perfect Easter.
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It’s Easter and the fluffy bunny has neglected to leave one of it’s…er…leavings.
Be prepared to meet thy doom Easter Bunny, by way of some hot water, a few chopped veg, a spring of herbs and a gas mark of 7 degrees! (Not really, I’m a veggie)
Have a super Easter Claudette!
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Oh, no bunny leavings for you how very sad!. Perhaps you can do a bunny in tofu – for the symbolism of vengeance against the Easter-no-leaving-bunny.
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No, they don’t lay the eggs, Claudette, but I do know that they rent Santa’s workshop from Boxing Day so they can manufacture all the chocolate eggs. They’ve moved out now and are taking a well-earned break on all the proceeds from the naughty children who had to pay for their chocolate eggs.
Do you think I may have overdone it on the chocolate today? 🤔 😋
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Hahaha – never heard that theory Hugh. Could be something in it though. If you eat some more chocolate you may have an epiphany!
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This makes me think of E.B., the jelly-bean laying bunny from the movie Hop. Jelly beans, chocolate…it’s all good. 😄
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I admit I have never liked those lolly toys that pop out chocolate buttons – jelly beans are a slightly more acceptable alternative. 🙂
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