Category: Rhyme, Verse & Poetry
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I wish I was made of stainless steel
I wish I was made of stainless steel instead of human skin so I could polish myself with steelo when I look dull and grim © C Woolley 2013
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Windows 8
I bought a brand new laptop it’s silver and it’s sleek but to learn to use it is gonna take a week it’s Windows 8 and app tiles i’m not used to this design the start button is not the start it’s gone and blown my mind i struggle with the interface “now where do…
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Follow the Food
Although I try my best, to conscientiously watch what I eat it’s very hard to follow, once you chew and swallow! © C Woolley 11/3/2014
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My Weirdness for the Week, Lamenting the loss of LIRF, Questions from Billy
Last year I started a page on facebook called LIRF (Let Imagination Run Free). It was inspired by some late night madness posting by my sister and her 2 youngest daughters. Unfortunately, other peoples enthusiasm for it didn’t last long, but whilst it did some nice bits of collaboration happened. here is one of my…
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The Online Dating Poem
There was an old woman, who lived in a house, not out to the west, but down in the south, she had some fine daughters, no dog but 2 cats, 6 pairs of shoes and a couple of hats. She’d had a great husband, but alas he was dead she’d built a secondhand house and…
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