Question 35: Green Cheese and the Moon
Question: If the Moon was made of green cheese, or in fact any cheese, would a person who was lactose intolerant get sick when they walked under it’s light? NO – don’t ask why I am asking this – these thoughts just happen ……sadly.
Question 34: Hair – (Delilah & the Beanie)
Hair. That stuff that sticks out of our skin, often where we don’t want it, but mainly on our head. Sometimes we get upset when it doesn’t stick out of our skin (but that’s mainly Men, and they are a notoriously contradictory species)! Short, long, curly, straight, blonde, brunette, redhead, grey – it’s usually there…
Question 33: How do they do it?
I’m asking how they do it, and where it is it goes? What happens to their body when they become unseen? I’d really like the answer, it would help an awful lot, on days when I can’t remember how to fit into my jeans!
Question 32: How to speak dishes
I do not understand it, not one little bit, I clean them every evening, and on the sink they sit, yet next time when I notice the sink is piled high with dirty cups and mugs and such, stacked up to the sky. I’m not sure who is using all my cutlery each day or…
Question 31: Chickens and road and the crossing thereof
A sad fact of life is road kill the sight of it makes me feel ill but the thought that makes me worry – even though I feel so sorry – is how do you know if the chicken crossed the road before it was flattened by a heavy load?
Question 30: Bubbles of Nothing
Why is it that bubbles, which are a thin skin of water and detergent full of essentially nothing, give me such large amounts of pleasure?
Question 29: Fatal Cat Distraction
Why, oh why, did I get distracted and feed the stray cat? Now it won’t go away – ever! It just looks at me, with total disdain for my attempts to make it leave. If only I could train it to eat my Turbo Chooks …. … or maybe I can train them to eat…
Question 28: The Idiocy of English Spelling
In the middle of last night, this question gave me grave concern and the answer to my pondering, I would gladly learn. Why do we spell Uncle and Ankle differently? The last syllables of each word sound the same but we changed a letter – where is the logic in that! Are there other words…
Question 27: The Seed of Anger
This isn’t actually a question – I just had to use this photo. But, what do you think made it so mad?
Question 26 – The Shrug Factor
What do you do when you can’t get an answer from your daughter? This is what I do! my daughter’s got “shrug-i-tus” she doesn’t know what to do so I gave her a box of crayons and she coloured herself blue my daughter’s now multi-coloured with a smile as bright as the sun who knew…
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