Tag: Humour
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The Safe Side of Horrible
The Safe Side of Horrible Oh, how I long to be nasty, cruel, spiteful and just plain old mean, to say all the words that are bubbling down in the murk of my spleen. But, no, I need to play nice, ’cause I live in fear of the trolls I’ve heard they are awfully painful…
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The “Anti”
Halloween I’m proud to be an “Anti” – I don’t do Halloween – ’cause, frankly, I don’t get it, what does it really mean? The tatty costumes in the shops, the cheap and tawdry “sell it” dross, kids walking round the streets at night, taking candy, from strangers, can never be right! I’m proud to…
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Question 12 – Socks and Partnerships
Why is it that although socks are sold in a pair, they long to be singles? Why do some socks seem to have an apparent natural urge to separate from their sock partner as soon as possible? Why is their partnership with another sock so anathema to them that they must find the first feasible…
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The Snortlesnuffle story continues – or you asked for it NS (from Inkrichment)
The Purple Banded, Yellow Spotted Snortlesnuffle (PBYSS for short) – in anti-cam mode! When it is is camouflage mode it is entirely invisible against any yellow/purple/green/white/black patterned colours – in fact against anything that looks exactly like it – which isn’t much! – This explains why there are so few of them left! They spawn…
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Where has all the funny gone? (long time pa-ah-ssing) – sing it with me …..
I’ve somehow lost my funny, my giggles up and gone the gloomy greys have got me, I am bereft, morose and moribund. I last saw her on the weekend when my daughters made me laugh my nephew made me chuckle (and it wasn’t just by half). If you see her can you tell her, I…
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Question 5 – To Heel or not to Heel
So, shoes with heels, love them or loathe them, think they’re over-rated? Do you like Cuban, Cowboy, Brothel Creepers (couldn’t pass by that name), Stiletto, Kitten, Wedge, Platform, or no heel at all? Love to hear your thoughts.
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Question 4 – What’s in a name?
Names. They can define us, destroy us, alienate us, introduce us. Question 4 What do you think about your name?
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Question 3 – The moon and cheese
There was a lunar eclipse in my part of the world this evening. A lovely blushing moon, faintly pink/red. Of course my camera didn’t get any good shots, but it was lovely to look at anyway. I sat in the brisk evening air and just moon-gazed, watching the colour fade and the silver light return.…
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Question 2 – The Eternal Fish
Just walked past my daughters siamese fighting fish, (why it is called that I do not know as he never fights, he just floats there, occasionally going “bloop” with his little fishy breath, and not eating his fish food which then sinks to the bottom of his vase and becomes a conglomeration of unappetising muck),…
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Question 1 – The love life of Google
Whilst thinking about what question I wanted to kick this off with, I turned to my fount of all knowledge, my dear friend Google (although how my dear friend Google got that name is another question I would like to know, I must ask MDFG, as I suppose they know). MDFG appears to have so…
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